Another Sign the Apocalypse Is Near
Kraft Foods has announced a new food product coming soon to a supermarket shelf near you.
Fast Franks is, according to a Kraft news release, “a tasty Oscar Mayer hot dog wrapped in a soft and warm bakery-fresh bun.” All available in just 35 seconds, says the promo.
Now, I am not the world’s biggest hot dog fan. But I gotta say that it is not the time involved that keeps me from eating more hot dogs. What–a minute? Two minutes, tops?
Given the taste and nutritional benefits of hot dogs, I am not really that the world needs a faster version.
I’m a hot dog fan as well – which is why I don’t eat Oscar Mayer hot dogs!
By Vivian J. Paige on 07.24.06 9:39 pm
Love ‘em at the ballpark. Love ‘em on the Fourth of July. Nuked in the microwave? I’m thinking not.
By Kris Amundson on 07.24.06 11:30 pm
I know, and everybody knows you need Nathans hot dogs, not Oscar Mayer!!!
By James Martin on 07.24.06 11:48 pm
I regularly nuke my Hebrew National hot dogs. (Nathans are too strong for me.)
By Vivian J. Paige on 07.25.06 3:44 pm